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You asked me once what was in Room 101
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I told you that you knew already
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The thing that is in Room 101
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is the worst thingin the world
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My internet's gone down
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The net's gone downI can't get online
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I've no idea what's wrong'cos last night it was fine
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it says a cable is unplugged but that's not true
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I've tried another browserdon't know what else I can do
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I'm offlineand I wanna be on it
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it's driving me crazy got a bee in my bonnet
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I'm webless like a wandering spider
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or like Peter Parker when he'sout of wrist saliva
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it's s'posed to be worldwideI feel like an outsider
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it tells me "try again"but I've tried and tried and tried
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and it's vitalthat I get to connect
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without the internetmy day is utterly wrecked
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it's of grave importanceit has to be said
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that if I can't get into Facebook might as well be dead
1:05
Has anybody seen Graham? He hasn't logged on
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and he didn't say he wasn't going to
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I'm unfriending him.You should too.
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Like Terri SchiavoI've been disconnected
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My plea for accesscruelly rejected
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The internet tubesare out of reach
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And no matter how muchI beg and beseech
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The lords of the virtual realmto admit me
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I can't find an entrance that seems to fit me
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Maybe I should try the Goatse door...
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My internet's gone down
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You want me to go down again, baby?
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No I really don't it'sextremely inconvenient
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Let me tell you about my daily routine
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I catch up on the blogs while I fill up on caffeine
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Then I check the funny linkson b3ta and Reddit
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and Digg and Fark and Fazedbut I don't let it
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take up too much of my time,I need to read my mail
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then I'm usually reminded ofsomething that I failed
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to look up yesterdayso I head for Wikipedia
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and I wallow in the trivia
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so yeah, my dayis totally broken
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I've checked my network settingsand I've even spoken
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to the people who installedmy broadband router
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they asked if I'd triedto restart my computer
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which of course I havethat's the first thing that you try
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My internet's gone down
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Like the World Trade Centre
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Apparently it wasn't the aeroplanes that destroyed those buildings
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It was a mile-high invisible Dick Cheney armed with an atomic golf club
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that just looked like a plane
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I am NOT looking forwardto the apocalypse
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After 2012 I imagine these kind of problems are going to become much more frequent
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